She's peering into your soul,
looking for the weakness
looking for the weakness
Seriously? Little Stray Cat has decided to go into heat. I know she "decided to" because that's what cats do.. they spend hours on end, pretending to sleep, when what is actually happening is they're entering a meditative dream-state where they can come up with all sorts of surreptitious ways of making our lives hell. Case in point: time I recently spent keying-away at my laptop in relative silence is now filled with howls, yowls, squawks, gurgling, and something that sounds like feline yodeling. Yes. Feline yodeling. Try, just try to convince me that could be anything but a carefully engineered weapon of mass disruption.
And as further proof of the premeditation behind her assault on my psyche, she waited until a rainy cold front moved in over Austin before springing her nefarious plot. Still think it's just nature at work? Yeh, me, too.. The inborn nature of cats being EVIL!
I think I've gotta get out, more.
Those sandy, abrasive little tongues are designed for one purpose -- to bore a tiny hole into your brain
ReplyDeleteso they can plant little evil cat larvae in there and control your every action.
Your actions from there on out will be opening can after can of Fancy Feast.